A Brain Quiz Today: How Many Can You Get Without Looking at Answers?

1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?

Correct Answer:They make a little food go a long way.

2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?

Correct Answer:They don’t want to be hot-dog.

3. Why is the pig always eating?

Correct Answer:He’s making a hog of himself.

4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?

Correct Answer:The cold war is over.

5. Why don’t women get bald as soon as men?

Correct Answer:Because women wear hair longer.

6. What can pierce one’s ears without a hole?

Correct Answer:Noise.

7. What’s the longest word in the world?

Correct Answer:Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the letter “s”.

8. Why does time fly?

Correct Answer:To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.

9. Where can a dog get another tail?

Correct Answer:At a retail store.

10. A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How can this be?

Correct Answer:His horse was called Friday.

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