1.What do you call a deer with no eye?
2. What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
3.—I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
—why?
4. What do you call a bee from America?
5. How do we count cows?
6. Which is faster, hot or cold?
7. Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?
8. Why shouldn’t we give Elsa a balloon?
9. What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?
10. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?